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posted on September 20th   1,157 notes   via sofuckingobsessed   Source
tenkenryu:

efr-s:

round and round

Kyaaaa~!  X3

tenkenryu:

efr-s:

round and round

Kyaaaa~! X3

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sailorfailures:

my anaconda don’t

posted on September 20th   3,412 notes   via ohmysailormoon   Source
life-writer:

precious baby robot girl (๑´ ᴗ `๑)

life-writer:

precious baby robot girl (๑´ ᴗ `๑)

posted on September 19th   3,327 notes   via queer-anders   Source

HOW TO TELL IF SOMETHING IS A JUMPSCARE

wlsterla:

inujake:

Since Halloween is coming up soon, I figured I would try to make a small guide on how to tell if something is a jumpscare video or not. Please keep in mind that this isn’t 100% accurate, and the best thing to do is use your own judgement.

That said, usually a video contains a jumpscare if:

  • It tells you to look closely or to turn the music up, or already has small/poor quality images and quiet music
  • If it’s on Youtube, the comments and ratings will either have poor reactions (ex. “wtf is wrong with you!!! that scared my (insert younger family member here)”) or be disabled.
  • The most recently circulated one (a flashing/screaming image of Jeff the Killer) is a .swf file, so if you’re sent a suspicious link, hover over it. If it ends in .swf, it’s best to just not open it.
  • The most popular jumpscares are “Relaxing Car Ride,” “Scary Maze,” “Subliminal Images and Music,” “Michael Jackson Ghost,” “Kikia,” and “Where’s Waldo?”

Also keep in mind that Youtube now enables automatically-repeating videos, meaning that some screamers may repeat themselves over and over until you close the window (in non-Youtube instances, the site may even make it to where you can’t close the window, meaning that you or someone else has to unplug your computer).

Stay safe, and have a happy Halloween!

*EDIT*

Someone messaged me recently about tinyurls, and how people have been using them to send people jumpscares. If you have a concern regarding a tinyurl, add preview. to the beginning of the url (including the period!) so that it will show you what the link leads to! for example, if the link was “tinyurl.com/6c8nryl”, you would type “preview.tinyurl.com/6c8nryl” (for those who are worried, the url leads to cuteroulette)

Again, stay safe!

bless u

posted on September 19th   4,665 notes   via samaraforrealjustice   Source
Marina and the Diamonds → Singles
posted on September 19th   825 notes   via marinaismydiamond   Source

boyexemplified:

vanillucks:

Why do all mra’s talk like they’re bullshitting an academic paper

this assertion is fundamentally erroneous, of course, and is merely a logical fallacy concocted by anti-male propagandists, as even the most churlish and base of individuals is cognizant to the truism that not all men

posted on September 19th   32,974 notes   via claudiaboleyn   Source

YOU HAVE THE KEY - A fanmix for Leonardo/Riario.

tracks:

// 01. infra red - placebo // 02. bombing bastards - tricky // 03. system - jonathan davis  // 04. pretty when you cry - vast // 05.  close to the flame - him cover // 06.  do i wanna know instrumental - arctic monkeys // 07.dmt - xxyyxx  // 08.  risingson - massive attack // 09.  i against i - massive attack //   // 11. future proof - massive attack  // 12.   why’d you only call me when you’re high - arctic monkeys // 13. never leave - xxyyxx  // 14.  love you like i do - him // 15. everywhen - massive attack // 16. murder weapon - tricky // 17. protect me from what i want - placebo // 18. shut em down - celldweller // 

{LISTEN}
posted on September 19th   40 notes   via marquise-de-pompadour

But guys, think about super close platonic relationships

stevebuckybromance:

  • Platonic reassuring shoulder/arm/hand grabbing
  • Platonic tight, meaningful hugs
  • Platonic late-night deep conversations that end in at least one person holding back tears or sobbing
  • Platonic sleeping in the same bed
  • Platonic forehead touches
  • Platonic staring into each other’s eyes like the other person is the world
  • Platonic CUDDLES

SUPER CLOSE PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS

posted on September 19th   14,273 notes   via veradux   Source

bodypositivestatues:

You know what’s weird? BODIES.

You know what absolutely is not made of straight, smooth lines? BODIES.

You know what we all have in common? BODIES.

You know what we need to drastically reframe our view of? BODIES.

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bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

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no-ohshit:

oh, how can we get a realistic teenage female character? oH I KNOW LET’S GET A MODEL

posted on September 19th   1,785 notes   via distressedwhale   Source

17000dollars:

17000dollars:

i want the kind of funding that scientists in comic books have.  where are you getting this money?  do you publish papers or do you just turn people into giant lizards and call it a day?  do you have to get that shit peer reviewed?  who is paying for your research?  can you give me their email address 

i have googled ‘evil science grants’ and the results were not satisfying

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cutelildork:

*wakes up in the middle of the night drenched in sweat* anime

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